Posts by Low-Key Lysmith

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Singing at the Meetings is so mindless...

by logic&reason in

i was always uncomfortable singing at the meetings when i was a kid.

as an adult, i rarely if ever sing anymore because i think it is a joke.

sit down, listen for 45 minutes.

Low-Key Lysmith

With all the backwards syntax in the lyrics, ("Steadfast we all need to be. Far from this world we keep free",etc) I suspect that Yoda secretly had a hand in penning these lyrics.

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The District Convention is coming to my town... aka Grand Boasting Session

by bluesbreaker59 in

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ok, so while this doesn't really effect me since i'm df'd, it still bugs the hell out of me.

i know their judgemental eyes, their cheap suits, and their equally cheap cologne (perfume) will be invading my downtown area soon.

i'm not looking forward to this, because my girlfriend lives downtown too, and we enjoy doing things in downtown, and now, we're going to be dealing with traffic issues, long waits at restaurants, dealing with staring, etc.

Low-Key Lysmith

Go to your local novelty store & pick up a few boxes of those stink bombs. Get a few pals together, sync watches, go into the venue where the DC is being held and unload a few of those stink bombs at strategic locations throughout the venue during the drama. Sit back & watch the hilarity ensue.

Another fun thing to do at DCs is play "Poo Dollar". Put some fresh dog poo on one side of a dollar bill. Put the bill on the sidewalk, poo side down, and watch the hapless Dubs pick up the offensive bank note. Yeeeeeee hawwwwwww!!!!!

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Kids Trump Religious Beliefs-Canada Wins Against The WTB&TS!

by jamiebowers in

this article is from googlenews:.

http://www.edmontonsun.com/comment/2008/05/23/5646826-sun.html.

Low-Key Lysmith

If Jehovah's Witnesses won't save their children, the state will have to do it for them.

I loved this closing statement.

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Sisters with Kleenex on their head

by LearningMore in

so, i keep hearing reference to this.

was this just taking place in really small congregations?

i mean, i know the philosophy behind it; my mom would put a hat on to pray in front on my "unbelieving" dad.

Low-Key Lysmith

I remember being at my aunt's house when I was a kid. We were getting ready to eat lunch & my aunt was going to say the prayer. She put a paper towel on her head. I recall thinking how stupid & degrading it was even at that young age.

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Is BeaNO safe for dogs???

by Low-Key Lysmith in

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my poor old boy's teeth just aren't what they used to be.

i've begun feeding him wet canned dog food so that he can eat a little easier.

problem is now, he busts off with some of the foulest farts on record.

Low-Key Lysmith

Hey Low-key,
or should I say Loki? yeah, I read it. Loved it.

American Gods is one my top favorite books of all time. Gaiman is a genius.

Welcome to the board, by the way.

-Breck

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Mr. Flipper & Son Hear, See, and Get Footprints of Bigfoot on Pack Trip

by flipper in

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so, the long awaited trip began for my son and i to return to the same place he heard a bigfoot a year ago in the forests of northern california.

the trip started out unfortunately for us to be a 7 mile hike instead of a 2 to 3 mile hike in to our base camp , as huge snow drifts covered the road , making it even inaccessible for 4 wheel drive, so , with packs on backs we hiked over 50 ft long snow drifts on places on the trail.

even snow was covering one creek near the lake we were destined for .

Low-Key Lysmith

flipper,

Lemme know if you ever plan on being in the Portland/Vancouver area. I know of some breathtaking spots to hike & camp. Maybe we could look for Bigfoot together.

-Breck

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